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France, officially the French Republic (French: République du fromage), and also known as the nation state of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, is a European country whose chief claims to fame are mimes, berets, pretentiousness, divine cuisine, funny-sounding accents, a tendency to capitulate, and being the first stop for any artist reject or wannabe dictator. Geographically, France is located at the teat of Europe, hence the town of Brest at the foremost edge of the coast.

Les œufs pourris du vieux Napoléon/Old Napoleon's Rotten Eggs

Great Empire of Unpronounceable Tourist Traps

Fr🤮nce

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Flag

Motto: Oui Surrender!

Anthem: "Les Champs-Élysées" by NOFX

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A typical street in Marseille. Mimes and other freaks are seen here parading about freely.

Capital

Paris Saint-Germain

Largest city

Corsica

Demonym

Kebbekwah

Official language(s)

Oui *baguette choke*

Government

A different one each month

‑ President

Manual Macarons

‑ Prime Minister

Le Gros Fromage

National Hero(es)

Robespierre, Charlemagne, Asterix, Napoleon, Nostradamus

Currency

Wank Francs, Broken champagne bottles

Religion

Kinky shit

Major exports

Baguettes, wine, white flags

Major imports

Snails, big snails

National animal

French people

The French are famed for their culinary skills which consist of baking bread and producing hot buns and tarts. There is also the widely adopted pastime of drinking excess coffee so as to be able to stay up late into the night; indeed France is a nation of "midnight alley cats".[1] The French have also have a great claim to fame by having overpowering unions, which have led to slow industry and the country being in perpetual